crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?


fatphrodite:

#ThatsHowIUsedToDrawBirds

fatphrodite:

#ThatsHowIUsedToDrawBirds


professorforeskin:

the accuracy of this statement

professorforeskin:

the accuracy of this statement


palmist:

i love this blooper 


trust:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun

trust:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun


who-started-this-fuckery:

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

she did it better


useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?





I’m holding on so tight and you’re not even trying



"Why can’t I try on different lives, like dresses, to see which fits best and is more becoming?"
— Sylvia Plath, Journals (via sisyphean-revolt)